Top 10 Pothead Names for Cats

Top 10 Pothead Names for Cats

Reviewed By Feline Behaviorist, on

Alright, gather 'round, folks! If you're the type to give your cat a name with character, let's talk. You might as well give that furry little troublemaker a name that reflects your lifestyle—especially if you've got a soft spot for the Kitty Kush. Here’s a list of 10 stoner-inspired cat names!

1. Willie Nelcat

First off, we got Willie Nelcat. This little furball's the ultimate chill machine, just lounging around like he's got nothing better to do than suck down catnip and nap. If he were any more laid back, he'd be part of the furniture.

2. Morgan Weedman

Then there's Morgan Weedman, the philosophical cat who stares into space like he's contemplating the meaning of life. Spoiler alert: he's just trying to figure out why you keep trying to make him wear that stupid sweater!

3. Snoop Cat

Now, Snoop Cat—this little badass struts around like he owns the damn place. If you light up near him, he'll probably try to steal your stash. He's got a vibe so strong, even the dog respects it.

4. Catrick Swayze

Next up is Catrick Swayze. This cat thinks he's the star of a romantic drama, dancing around your living room like he's auditioning for Dirty Dancing. But trust me, he's more likely to land face-first in the litter box!

5. Bob Marleow

Then we have Bob Marleow, the chill cat. He's got that "I just woke up from a 10-hour nap" vibe all day. Is he stoned or is that just his face? Either way, don’t expect him to do anything—he's too busy contemplating his next snack!

6. Hemp Hanks

Say hello to Hemp Hanks, the furry little menace. He's always knocking stuff over like he's determined to cause chaos in your life. Think Tom Hanks in Cast Away—but with a piece of string instead of a volleyball!

7. Catnip Everdeen

Catnip Everdeen—this fierce little warrior thinks she's saving the world. She'll attack her toys like she's in a battle for her life, and you’ll just be standing there laughing your ass off.

8. Wiz Kha-leaf-a

Here's Wiz Kha-leaf-a, the king of relaxation. He's got that 'smoke, vibe, repeat' aura, just like his music, always lounging and enjoying the moment, embracing every second of his laid-back lifestyle.

9. Ziggy Starblunt

Next is Ziggy Starblunt, the cat who's always plotting world domination. You catch him staring at the wall like he's having an existential crisis. Seriously, is he plotting to take over or just trying to catch that damn red dot?

10. Nip Van Winkle

And finally, we've got Nip Van Winkle, the nap king. This guy snoozes through anything—fireworks, loud music, your neighbor screaming at their dog. If you're looking for a cat who's mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing, this is your guy!

 

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There you go, 10 names for the coolest cats on the block. Whether they're the mellow vibes of Hemp Hanks or the dramatic flair of Catnip Everdeen, one of these names is bound to fit your cat's unique personality.

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